Comfy Café #8

Nighty night~

 

I will prefer to be bored

 

Days off which you can spend taking care of yourself mentally and physically.

I plan to. From what I have read so far, I thought they certainly deserved their reputation as masterpieces.

Interesting...

Goodnight, thou dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb.

 

So... Masturbating?

 

Cooking
Cleaning
Exercising
And then masturbating...

 

But it's hilarious (?)

Indeed, besides who doesn't want to read about that massive piece of hunky man meat

It's called Bread Facing ^^

 

I get scared whenever you use the term "man-meat".

 

Hahahahahahah! Ohh boy, I didn't expect that reaction

Pfff-fff-fff *teenage mode on*

You should be~

 

Neither did I

Nani?

 

Cooking? Okay fair
Cleaning? Too lazy
Exercising? ^
...
Fap time it is.

Hu hu +.+

If you look at it, masturbation precisely fits into healing oneself physically and mentally

 

Fapping is exercising though, depending on how rough you are *ku ku ku*

that's true!

 

Whelp...

How dare you!

There is a possibility of terrible injury via masturbation.

I am not kidding.

You could pull a muscle or actually fap so hard that you injure your genitals.

I've also heard of people who've had heart attacks while fapping

Good Lord...

 

My reaction precisely^

:3

I'll steal all the globearisms!

Nah I prefer to be gentle...
...
What the f@ck has this conversation become