Comfy Café #3

[FML] Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

[FML] Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to keep going. She had the brass balls to claim she had a tummy ache and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

[FML] Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

Too hilarious.

 

[FML] Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words minimally invasive gynecological surgery emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

 

Nevermind, don't use that filter gallery paint daubs thing I told you about

 

Just a terrible way to sharpen. Guess it only works with sigs ;-;

 

Hey mate, which render you think looks better?
http://zkresources.deviantart.com/art/Maleficent-Angelina-Jolie-PNG-Render-462362223

http://luanaf.deviantart.com/art/Maleficent-PNG-508365880

 

sig and okay

 

keep forgetting it's 10 am over there

 

raining over here and shit.