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Sheep Game SHEEP 28 ! THE NORTH KOREAN SHEEP

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  1. Schpittfeuer "persona non grata"

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  3. Crispickle christmassy feeling

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    sent my perfect dictatorship pamphlet
     
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  4. upsurge

    upsurge God of Tea

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    You can tag up to five people in one post.
     
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  5. Schpittfeuer "persona non grata"

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    Good to know
     
  6. Coffee Cat Hyperactive demon

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    Hai-haaaai! Guitar-senpai~

    (ohhh god, this computer is killing me right now and wont let me play... it keeps logging me off)
    *flips table*

    I'll send it in later (today or tomorrow) >3<
     
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  7. Schpittfeuer "persona non grata"

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    Destrroy It!
     
  8. Ishi Insivel モニカ

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    Deck it in the schnoz.
     
  9. Coffee Cat Hyperactive demon

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    Aye sir!
     
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  10. upsurge

    upsurge God of Tea

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    But then how will it function?
     
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    Magic. Or won't function at all. Or maybe it will get sped up? I don't know.
     
  12. Lio Junior Member

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    @Schpittfeuer
    @upsurge
    @Globear
    @Katyusha
    @Ishi Insivel
    @Crispickle
    @Coffee Cat

    Y'all have been great leaders ! Congratulations ! Your countries can be proud of you ! HERE ARE THE RESULTS !


    1. You're starting the dictatorship of your country. What is your first decision as a dictator ?

    1 point each (open)
    Nougat for everyone. Everyone has to eat nuougat at least once a day. (Schpittfeuer)
    Ban body hugging jeans. Only loose ones from now on. Also decree that we need not wear ties with suits. I love suits but I ******* hate ties. (upsurge)
    Everyone has to wear bras on their head! (Globear)
    All your porn belong to us, the government. Also no internet access, jeez guys. Talk to each other you phone craving freaks. (Katyusha)
    Ban organizations that seek to subvert the integrity of my country and nation overall. (Ishi Insivel)
    replace all the political charges of the state with the prettiest people in the country (Crispickle)
    Force upsurge to be my own private butler (Coffee Cat)



    2. You're already pissed off and want to use your nukes. Who/Where are you going to nuke ?
    (it is allowed to mention some member(s) of the forum if you wish to, as long as you don't overcome the forum rules)


    No nukes (2 points) (open)
    Can I switch to fireworks instead? Nukes is quite serious think to bonk someone with (Schpittfeuer)
    Refrain from using nukes because I am sane and intelligent. (upsurge)

    Nukes (1 point each) (open)
    I'll get all the nukes of the world in a shed then nuke that shed (Globear)
    Globear for stealing mah food! :angery (Katyusha)
    A state created by a certain tribe of merchants. (Ishi Insivel)
    countries that don't have bidets in their restrooms (Crispickle)
    The north korean, just because they need some very hot lovin' (Coffee Cat)



    3. How will you punish your bad citizens ?


    1 point each (open)
    No nougat :< (Schpittfeuer)
    Force them to work jobs they hate and clearly conflict with their mindsets. I'd elaborate more but I don't feel like writing an essay right now. (upsurge)
    With hugs! (Globear)


    1st violation: A warning
    2nd violation: No food for you
    3rd violation: Get sent into a sex dungeon until your get exhausted ******* a ******* machine
    (Essentially a dildo strapped on to a motor whilst a horny executioner controls the speed)
    4th violation: Death by isolation

    Of course, depending on the crime committed. The punishment can instantly got carried to 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th punishment depending on the crime committed. (Katyusha)

    Re-education camps, where they are to be subjected to compulsory work for the good of the country (if someone is qualified to do something in particular, he is encouraged to do so and the camp's authorities provide him tools that are required). Humanitarian methods only, because I wouldn't want people to die there, everyone gets a meal needed to maintain their strength. I would also give them grounds to spend their free time after a long shift, such as swimming pools and football stadiums to alleviate the burden and have something to do instead of rotting in a dirty barrack costantly, to reduce a risk of a mental break. Problematic (psychotic killers and such) elements are to be subjected to complete isolation and treatment, and if proven to be unrecoverable - elimination. And if someone behaves correctly, he might get an earlier leave. (Ishi Insivel)

    you mean the ugly citizens? I'm a generous ruler, i'll just confine them into some labor camp (Crispickle)
    Make them listen to Justin Bieber for 24 hours nonstop and then personaly slap their face and tell them they've been bad and that Coffee-senpai is very very angry at them ^^ (Coffee Cat)



    4. What are the lyrics of the hymn that you have written ?

    Lyrics ? (3 points) (open)
    Idk, the loud guitar riffs jam the lyrics anyway (Schpittfeuer)

    None! No hymns. Only a motto:
    I pledge to be a rational decent ******* human being and not be a douchebag.
    ^ Yes, everyone has to say "*******" because why the **** not? (upsurge)

    I keep the old one. No need to change what is good. (Ishi Insivel)


    Lyrics. 1 point each (open)
    B O O B Y BOOBIES BOOBIES MY MY MY
    T I T T Y TITTY TITTY AYE AYE AYE (Globear)

    [Robbie:] “Are you, uh, a real villain?”
    [Bobby:] “Well, uh, technically... nah.”
    [Robbie:] “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
    [Bobby:] “Nah.”
    [Robbie:] “Have you ever tried a disguise?”
    [Bobby:] “Nah, nah...”
    [Robbie:] “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

    Hey!
    We are Number One
    Hey!
    We are Number One

    Now listen closely
    Here's a little lesson in trickery
    This is going down in history
    If you wanna be a Villain Number One
    You have to chase a superhero on the run
    Just follow my moves, and sneak around
    Be careful not to make a sound
    (Shh)
    (No, don't touch that!)

    We are Number One
    Hey!
    We are Number One
    We are Number One

    Ha ha ha
    Now look at this net, that I just found
    When I say go, be ready to throw
    Go!
    (Throw it on him, not me!)
    (Ugh, let's try something else)
    Now watch and learn, here's the deal
    He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!
    (Ha ha ha, gasp! what are you doing!?)

    Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
    We are Number One
    Hey!
    Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
    We are Number One
    Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
    We are Number One
    Hey!
    Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
    We are Number One
    Hey!
    Hey! (Katyusha)

    i'm not sure, but they'll have to include the words "we don't compromise on bidets" (Crispickle)

    Coffee nyan nyan nyan (Coffee Cat)



    5. You are going to meet the president of the enemy country. How do you handle the metting ?

    Political reasons (2 points) (open)
    Open up business/investment between our nations to make sure a war among ourselves would be economically disastrous for both sides. And that settles that. (upsurge)
    Hard negotiations. I put the interests of my country first. If I can't secure a strategic point, I try to keep my stance upon it, hoping that the enemy will budge. If not, I reluctantly let it go, simply because I do not want to upset the fragile peace, but I hope to regain it later on. (Ishi Insivel)


    1 point each (open)
    :strike (Schpittfeuer)
    I bring cake! (Globear)
    Be respectful and deny any accusations. Also give them your finest salve. (Katyusha)
    i'll have them sitting on a bidet, while i look down on them from my throne (Crispickle)
    I put on my lethal high heels and use them on him, if he doesn't behave. (Coffee Cat)


    6. After the use of your nuke (cf. question 2), the UN decided to sanction your country. How do you handle this ?

    Food (2 points) (open)
    I bring cake! (Globear)
    Send them baskets full of muffins with a handrwritten note that says: "I made a whoopsie, sorry <3" (Coffee Cat)


    1 point each (open)
    Who cares, if I'm the leader sanctions don't affect me anyway, its the people who suffer. And I give them nougat so they are happy either way. (Schpittfeuer)
    It wasn't me! (upsurge)
    Beg my allies to VETO the decision during their Security Council meeting (Katyusha)
    There will be no UN by then. Or maybe? I don't care. I want my stuff state-produced, with necessary imports. If they hit me, then I will have to bear with it... or trade with those willing. Or brace for World War III. (Ishi Insivel)
    SEND MORE NUKES (Crispickle)



    7. What are the rewards for the best citizens ?

    1 point each (open)
    A trip to one place they choose. (Schpittfeuer)
    Voting power on important issues on par with members of my council of diabolical intellectuals. (upsurge)
    CAKE (Globear)
    Giving them a sex slave for a week. (Katyusha)
    Depends. Sharp minds that gain the attention of the state will get government subsidies to continue their research, because every pioneer technology would be prestigious for us. Best citizens in a city or a village would gain recongition of local authorities, probably getting their face in a propaganda that urges other people to behave like him (one of these examples would be encouraging healthy way of life) (Ishi Insivel)
    they'll get a seat in my council. The talentless ones can be included in my harem (Crispickle)
    They get to pet my cat for 10 seconds and if they're really good, get a photo taken with him (Coffee Cat)



    8. What is the reason you're stating for starting a war ?

    Food-related reasons (2 points) (open)
    The UN didnt give my cake tin back (Globear)
    They refuse to give me more bacon! (Coffee Cat)


    1 point each (open)
    World domination I guess? I am not good at thinking North Korean way. (Schpittfeuer)
    To save them from themselves by warring with them! America does it just fine, so how hard could it be? (upsurge)
    The people in country (insert country name here) is toxic! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THESE TOXIC (people of said enemy country) FOR US TO PROSPER! ATTACK!!! (Katyusha)
    Securing the interests of my people. (Ishi Insivel)
    "you guys should have installed bidets while you still could" (Crispickle)



    9. Bad luck ! Your army loses the war, after a long resistance, and your country is completely controlled by the enemy. How do you handle this in order to stay legitimate to your citizens ?

    1 point each (open)
    Commit sudoku (Schpittfeuer)
    By doing good throughout my reign. That alone should be enough. (upsurge)
    I hold a Im mad at the leader anonymous meetings (Globear)
    Blow off the hidden nuclear bomb charges that is strategically hidden to blow everything in your country making the conquered land useless. Whilst living in a underground nuclear shelter until your great grandson can reclaim the land that belongs to us! (Katyusha)
    I die with honor, if they give me the chance to do so. (Ishi Insivel)
    as long as my harem lives, the country lives (Crispickle)
    Make the enemy fall in love with me and submit him to my will (Coffee Cat)



    10. You want to finish your dictatorship with something big. What is it ?

    Something sex-related (2 points) (open)
    A 12inch dick! (Globear)
    A massive orgy. (Katyusha)


    1 point each (open)
    A trip to the sun. In the night of course, to not be burned. (Schpittfeuer)
    Meh. I'd rather it be a quite affair. (upsurge)
    A legacy that will be remembered by people that wanted to be free and genuinely admired our government, because dicatorship =/= slavery. (It's a story better left for another time, but I will depart with one word: Gaddafi) (Ishi Insivel)
    an artistic suicide (Crispickle)
    I make an army of Coffee clones that will cause the world to explode in kittens and rainbows (Coffee Cat)



    BONUS : Who will be your successor ?

    1 point each (open)
    @Coffee Cat and the army of demonic kittens ofc (Schpittfeuer)
    Younger, fitter, smarter clone of myself. (upsurge)
    An alien! (Globear)
    Stalin 2.0 (Robot Edition) (AKA your son but with plastic surgery to look like Stalin and have cybernetic enhancements) (Katyusha)
    I won't be lucky to get one. (Ishi Insivel)
    the prettiest of my daughters (Crispickle)
    Donald Trump Junior, who turnes the Coffee clones into cute but lethal assassins (Coffee Cat)


    FINAL RESULTS !

    Schpittfeuer : 14 points
    upsurge : 15 points
    Globear : 14 points
    Katyusha : 12 points
    Ishi Insivel : 14 points
    Crispickle : 11 points
    Coffee Cat : 13 points

    The best leader is @upsurge ! The leader of the next sheep is @Crispickle !
     
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  13. Schpittfeuer "persona non grata"

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    Awww yiss good job and amazing answers XD


    Didn't get notification though Idk why -_-
     
  14. Coffee Cat Hyperactive demon

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    @Schpittfeuer how the heck do you commit soduko? By not solving the puzzle ? XD
     
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  15. Schpittfeuer "persona non grata"

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    I'm not sure myself XD
     
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