Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Coffee Cat, Aug 26, 2017.
Mmmm sounds yummy!
Hips with dip!
Sounds like a band name!
Wait... What just happened?
It would be a super rad band name :O
Commander Mittens, would you like to join me and chop-chops hip-band?
We formed a band! Now we just need @Schpittfeuer to be our guitar player *.*
Bip. Bip happened +.+
It totes mcgoats would!
1. How spicy do you like your food from 1-10, where 10 is so hot imaginary fire is spouting out of your mouth
1-5 (Gobb, Katyusha, Lio) +3
6-10 (Globear, upsurge, schpittfeuer, Ishi, Majin-Bob) +5
10! MAKE IT BURRRRNNNN(Globear
I'd say 6,5, I like hot stuff but too much hot isn't tasty anymore. And I get those damn spicy hiccups.... (schpittfeuer)
I don't like spicy things... although I can tolerate mild Nando's so... I'll go with a 3 (Katyusha)
3 is the maximum. (Lio)
TEN POINTS. (Ishi)
I like my spicy food at about an 8. (Majin-Bob)
2. Would you eat the hottest chili in the world, if someone challenged you?
Yes (Globear, upsurge, Ishi, Majin-Bob) +4
Maybe (schpittfeuer, Gobb) +2
No (Katyusha, Lio) +2
For a cookie!? Yes! (Globear)
Depends, is there a prize? If it's something crap or just for the challenge, probs not (Gobb)
I'd give it a go even if someone didn't challenge me. (upsurge)
Depends on the reward... (schpittfeuer
Certainly not. (Lio)
Carolina Reaper? Hell yeah. (Ishi)
Only if they challenged me. I'll take it on, cure my sinuses while I'm at it. (Majin-Bob)
3. You're at your limit eating a bowl of chili, but how to stop the burn?
a). Smack your head against the table, it ain't worth being conscious no more
b). Pour milk all over your body, as you try to get some inside your mouth
c). Pour more hot sauce on it, nothing kills fire like more fire
B (Globear, Katyusha, Lio, Ishi) +4
C (Gobb, schpittfeuer) +2
D. (Majin-Bob) +1
A combination of (b) and (c) (upsurge) +1
FIGHT FIYA WITH FIYA
ENDING IS NEAR
(my crappy guitar imitating skills) (schpittfeuer)
D. Take it like a man and swallow dem tears. (Majin-Bob)
4. Favourite liquid to consume when feeling hot?
Water, or WATA! (Majin-Bob, Gobb, schpittfeuer) +3 (the rest +1)
Milky milk! (Globear)
Hot like high temperature outside or hot like spicy?
If 1st- mineral water
If 2nd- milk hands down (schpittfeuer)
(Interesting choice of words )
Coconut juice because I am going Coco for you. (Katyusha)
Blonde beer (Lio)
Bitter coffee. (Ishi)
5. Have you ever started a fire (accidentally or not)?
Yes! Many times =.= (Globear) +7
Yes (Gobb) +7
Yes (accidentally) (upsurge) +7
Lets just say that gas cooker, butter, frying pan and game addiction don't go well together O_O (schpittfeuer) +7
Yes. (Katyusha) +7
Yes. The fire rises. (Ishi) +7
Ya, for recreation and for cooking purposes. (Majin-Bob) +7
I didn't. (Lio) +1
6. Somehow the burger on your plate self-ignites, what do you do?
Run away! (Globear) +2
Lean in shock and back away from it quickly! (Katyusha) +2
*continues munching (schpittfeuer) +2
Attempt to eat it. Failing that, order another. (upsurge) +2
I look at it, self-igniting, then I order another one. (Lio) +2
Stare at it (Gobb) +2
I extinguish the fire and throw that charred mess away. (Ishi) +2
Obviously put it out, can't let that shit happen, it would ruin the taste. (Majin-Bob) +2
7. It's getting hot in here... in fact the entire forum is on fire because someone hacked the system, trolling everyone with weird stuff. You...
a). Keep trolling, trolling, trolling
b). Unite the spam bots and use them as an army against the hacker
c). Eat your burning burger from previous question and ignore it
A (Ishi) +1
B (Gobb, Lio, Globear) +3
C (upsurge, Katyusha, schpittfeuer, Majin-Bob) +4
No hamburger is going to stop me from saving the forum!
*grabs bonking weapon
Wait is that double cheese?! (schpittfeuer)
I am not a hacker so I'll pick C WITHOUT the burning burger, thank you. (Katyusha)
a). Keep trolling, trolling, trolling... Unleash the shitposts galore! (Ishi)
ignore, obviously I put out the fire so it's safe to eat. (Majin-Bob)
8. Se-senpai?! Did you finally notice me?
Y-yes >//< (Gobb)
Indeed, my kohai (upsurge)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (schpittfeuer)
*Checks profile for Coffee Cat's Gender. Turns out to be a female...* Yes. I have noticed you.
Unless You're a trap.
I notice you, kitty. No-one : I take my aspirine then rest. (Lio)
Take a guess :^) (Ishi)
Who are you again? (Majin-Bob)
(Majin +1, the rest +7)
9. You have a fever, but who do you call to get help?
Batman! (Globear) +1
Obviously god, who is can you call to help deal with the massive pain? (Majin-Bob) +1
Someone with proper medicine! (schpittfeuer) +2
A doctor. (Katyusha) +2
No one ;-; (Gobb) +4
Nobody. Just go to sleep and hope nobody disturbs me. (upsurge) +4
No-one : I take my aspirine then rest. (Lio) +4
I solve my own problems myself. Some meds and herbs, and I'm good as new. (Ishi) +4
10. Your pet self-ignited! Congratulations, your pet evolved into a pokemon! (if you don't have any a burning magikarp suddenly spawned in front of you).
Do you want to go out and catch them all?
Not really. Too lazy for that. (upsurge) +2
Not a Pokemon fan. So, no. (Katyusha) +2
That description sounds oddly like one Pokemon parody vid I have watched....
Yes! (schpittfeuer) +6
Yeah. My hunting dog evolved into a hunting Pokémon, which makes it easier to catch them all. (Lio) +6
Sure, why not? It's more interesting than the usual boredom. (Ishi) +6
Sure, but my pet doggies! D: (Majin-Bob) +6
YEAAAHH RAWWWWRR(Globear) +6
yes (Gobb) +6
Globear 5+4+4+1+7, 2+3+7+1+6 = 40
Gobb 3+2+2+3+7, 2+3+7+4+6 = 39
Upsurge 5+4+1+1+7, 2+4+7+4+2 = 37
Schpittfeuer 5+2+2+3+7, 2+4+7+2+6 = 40
Katyusha 3+2+4+1+7, 2+4+7+2+2 = 34
Lio 3+2+4+1+1, 2+3+7+4+6 = 33
Ishi 5+4+4+1+7, 2+1+7+4+6 = 41
Majin-Bob 5+4+1+3+7, 2+4+1+1+6 = 34
Congratulations @Ishi Insivel you win!
@Lio you get the honour of hosting the next sheep
Congratulations to @Ishi Insivel !
Two in the row :o
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