Review on Bakemonogatari

I returned home after work from a really tiring day, and since I got nothing better to do, I decided to relax myself while watching some good anime and thats when it came to me, ''Aha! I could watch that Bakemonogatari anime that Aya recommended to me!''

And as such, I downloaded and started the anime Aya loves so much. Time passed, I kept on watching. It wasn't long 'till I reached episode 14 and thats when I realized the obvious... Not even finishing the last episode, I stood up and sit on my computer, ready to write a review about this anime and the only thing i can say is...



WHAT.
THE.
****.
IS.
THIS.
SHIT!?!?!

It was terrible, no, it was worse... It was ******* horrendeous. That was the worst piece of writting I have ever ******* seen in my entire life and mind you, I did watch Nurutu! Bakemonogatari was garbage. This anime... No... It isn't even worthy to be called an anime is ******* S H I T.

It tries to shove down a lot of dialogue down our throats in attempt to appear ''intelligent'' as they bet on the fact that such a large amount of dialogue will probably make most watchers lose focus and just mark it down as something ''smart'' only because of the fact that is has so much dialogue. But no, that wasn't the case with me. Since I am interested in anything that is potentially well written, I stayed fully awake while watching Bakemonogatari and the only thing I can say is that my time has been wasted. Bakemonogatari is not intelligent at all. In fact, Bakemonogatari is CANONICALY pedobait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLuh3ogQDBA

It is pure loli fanservice, nothing more nothing less.

It takes itself so seriously it's funny. Bakemonogatari has absolutely no idea what it is even talking about most of the time. Fortunately, we sometimes get a breather from their shitty attempts at being smart and get a couple of fight scenes, but no, they had to ruin even that!

This fight scenes are so ******* edgy only grade A+ edgemasters would like it. I mean, you have a gorilla tearing open a man's abdomen, pulling his colon and then swinging him around the place using that same colon.

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HOAuiY5XFQ[/video]​

it is the definition of ******* shit

I will say only one thing to you people.


DO NOT WATCH AN ANIME CALLED MONOGATARI.

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RE: Review on Bakemonogatari (Should NOT Be Watched)

I see how it is

 

nice necro fag

 

I... wrote this?

Woah. Was I really this good at writting reviews?