first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

* Bites off his meat with great anger *

 

I knew you would come around to the meat side you omnivore you.

 

I'm not going to eat it though. I'll spit it out on your face.

 

Share my extreme radical views to give a good first impression

 

Hmm... Probably should not have told him about my cute ass. He is now clearly obsessed with it.

 

Do you pricks ever talk about anything else except horny stuff

 

Food...

 

Don't forget the drinks too.

 

Pretend to die to see what he does

 

Spare shovel? I'd like to join in...