first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Fingers up the bum

 

Human experiment

 

Bitch, how did you know?

 

Might wanna be careful on the wording unless you're fine with the things I'll say to you if you're not.

 

I'm curious.

Let loose.

 

So you would like that instead of me being happy?

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You so ugly, when you walked outside, they arrested for mooning.

 

^You'll probably live a 1000 years. Because your face looks like you already did. See? That's how it should be like, instead of copy pasting a Dad joke from google.

 

Please don't come up with jokes. Your jokes suck so bad, I almost wanted to go bleach my eyes out for reading that crap. If you have any other jokes, please keep them to yourself. For your information that didn't come from a dad joke. That came from a mother's joke, but you wouldn't that anyways.

 

I guess I'd move to sleep on the floor, because there's no room on the bed with that dump-truck hogging all the space.

 

pee's on the floor

 

I actually had that image , but it was meme picture for manga .