first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Tying up? That's a bit too far, even for you. Cheesus Friest.

 

Quit your complaining, you know you like it.

 

I had two grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast. You're not getting any.

 

Uses your toilet, because of the swamp ass coming out.

 

What?

 

you heard me, I'm violating your toilet with swamp ass

 

Son... You do anything to my toilet, my wife will burn you. Because it's now her toilet as well.

 

I'll just blame you, and just walk away.

 

Don't you ******* dare, you coward!

 

Oh, I dare!