Gift the Person Below you

Ohh! *Sniffs it a few times before I start rubbing my head against it affectionately*
I gift the person below with my training schedule

 

I mess it up completely

To the person below:
A strand of hair from @Schpittfeuer

You silly tit!

 

I use it to make an army of Schpitt clones!
I gift the person below with a gigantic fish, great for smacking people :3

Hurr durr

 

You make an army of @Schpittfeuer clones. And yet you gift me a great weapon to bonk them all.

Your plan is a failure!

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To the person below:
One slice of paneer pizza

 

Mmm, yummy!
I gift the person below with a boiled egg

Noooooooo! I'm doomed! DOOMED!
*throws a tantrum very dramatically*

 

* Eats with roasted pepper-cumin powder *

To the person below:
One of my fried eggs; fried with diced red onions, chopped coriander, and various spices.

 

Omg I need that!
I gift the person below with the pidgeon outside that keeps staring at me o.o;

*dead*

 

* Proceeds to snap creepy pigeon's neck *

I imagine @Schpittfeuer would love to see that.

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To the person below:
One tall glass of chilled lassi

 

Ohhh lovely~
I gift the person below with some of my grapes (they are rather tasty)

 

* Eats happily *

To the person below:
Some masala cashews

 

Ohh! Nice! *throws it towards her mouth, causing half of it to miss completely*

I gift the person below with a clean towel

 

* Wipes my ass thoroughly *

To the person below:
A half empty bottle of hand sanitizer

They're not cheap, you silly tit!

 

I actually need that ^^
I gift the person below with a slice of homemade banana cake with chocolate and walnuts

Ohh I know~
*wiggles her imaginary tail teasingly*

 

* Eats while moaning pervertedly *

To the person below:
Peeled jackfruit

Damn it, Caffeine Kitten!!!

 

That's one weird looking fruit :O
I gift the person below with my cat's obession for sleeping on my shoes >.<

*jiiiiiiiiiii*