REVIEW - Star Wars: The Last Jedi - SPOILERS

So after I calmed down from the hype after seeing the movie I'll say what I liked and what I didn't like and also explain and give my opinions why certain people didn't like the movie so much.

So where do I start? I'll start with the common reason why people are unhappy with the movie which is...

ASSPULLS and not pulling a sweat to defeat one of the starships or people:
So far from what I heard people,didn't like the reason that one X-Wing did so much dmg to one Star Cruiser,can't blame them I didn't like that as well...for a big "force" in the galaxy to get literally stomped by one X-Wing is kinda meeeh?! or very disappointing.

"God" Leia and her expedition to the galaxy scene...as much as it was sweet,it made no sense what so ever.Space is very very very cold and she spent there at least 1 minute untill she came back to the ship so how did she manage to do that? Well...obviously she came back with the force but it bugs me how she bloody mastered(!?) force handling like it was nothing.

Out of every Sith,Snoke is the worst one yet.Didn't show any of his real powers and got defeated by one lightsaber which came outta nowhere...so much of his "big" powers...more like worst Sith yet...

So if these are the reasons you hate or didn't like this movie...you my man are full of SHIT,since all these things,yes all these things happen in the other Star Wars movies.So shut your mouth.Ok that was a bit edgy.SHUT YO MOUTH gnhauišogakgćamga

GREATNESS OF THE MOVIE:
Even with all the asspulls and things,this is easily my favorite or one of my favorite Star Wars movies ever.Why? Sit down son...I'll tell you.

Action:
My bloody hell how good the action was/is.The tag-team Rey and Ben rekting them RED GUARDS with teamwork was just MORE OF THAT PLEASE.The idea in ships bloody skiing on the snow was bloody amazing.

And most importantly...ENTER...GOD LUKE,GOD LUKE SKYWALKER.I'm sorry but you are lying that you didn't get hyped when he came to fight Ben,I couldn't have sit in my chair how hyped I was.IT'S BLOODY LUKE SKYWALKER MY DUDES saughoasngčoaighansgoćasghas guy "came" kissed Leia on the forehead and then went to fight Ben ALONE when the enemy was packed with soldiers.ONE vs the WORLD.Absolutely epic scene,defo one of my favorites in the movie.But sadly later we get to know that that was just his some kind of "Force Ghost" or whatever that was?!?! Luke produced sucha strong force that he was there even though he wasn't.GOD LUKE RIGHT THERE.In the end of the movie my heart melted.I'll tell you later why.


Oh so I don't forget...the STAR CRUISER crash scene was FUKING AMAZING.Low-key one of the best scenes in the whole movie especially since I've seen it in the cinema.When the impact happened the effect in the movie that they turn the sound off was just OMFG total silence 2 ships crashing into each other,cinema room silent as well no one said a thing...TOTAL SILENCE and then....BOOM THE SHIT HECK OUT bnau9+gšoasbhnipasghajsnmgoisapgnsa SO GOOD!!!

COMPLICATIONS AND MY THOUGHTS ON SOME THINGS:
I don't get the heck what and why is Ben trying to become bad.What's his reason to become bad?! 'Cause he was a Darth Vader fanboy? I'm sorry but Ben's reasons to go to the dark side are fuking awful.At least Darth Vader's dream was to save his wife,what's Ben's reason?! Worst part is...he killed his own father Han to prove Snoke that he is worty of a dark side but in the next movie(this one) he killed Snoke...like what in the actual fuk is Ben as a character? Worst part is...he nearly killed his mother for same exact reason and I still have no idea why...

Rey's parents...I got disappointed how movie hinted and showed us nearly who her parents were,I even thought Ben and Rey are brother and sister 'cause they got Force connected at some point which was later debunked...then I thought Luke was her father but no...later it was said that Rey's parents were a nobodies who sold her for money on the maket...like what the hell!?!? NO WAY that's who her parents are.

Why Luke's sword reacted to Rey? No idea...Luke asked her why is it you that came after me and she had no answers.Why did the sword react to Rey in the Force Awakens?! 'Cause the force was strong? Surely not?! Like what the hell is with that sword and Rey?!

I was scared that MY Rey nearly turned to the dark side especially when Luke saw how Ben and Rey were holding hands.Do I ship them!? Maybe.She also somehow lifted these big rocks like it was nothing in the end of the movie which was also kinda...how da heck did she do that?

Finn and Rose...I ship the heck out of them...I thought 2 times that I gonna lose someone in the movie,sadly it happened once but NOT WITH FINN...I absolutely love how Rose saved Finn from sacrificing himself.Love it.

Poe and his nonsense thinking.So in the beginning of the movie when the stakes were not high he disobeyed the orders of returning,but later in the end when stakes were high,when everyone nearly died he pulled off of sacrificing himself...that was kinda?! ehh? you went so far for one thing which was useless and you backed off when everyone nearly died?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! WHAT!!?!?

This movie reminded me very very much in other movies and I'l tell you why.Second movie of the triology...Luke comes to fight Vader to pull him back even though he shouldn't...sounds familiar? Of course since Rey does the same thing to Ben...gone from the training(kinda) to go save Ben where she failed...who would have thought that she failed? Remember when Palpatine was showing Luke how the first order is trying to destroy the rebelions in the window? Of course you did since same thing happened here when Snoke was showing Rey how they are firing on the rebelions. Remember how easy Palpatine died? Oh look...nearly the same how Snoke died easily.

GOD LUKE:
Dies.My heart melted at that point.The scene after he fought Ben we get to know that that's not him personally,it's his force image he produced from that island,then the image disappears and we see him feel down.I WAS LIKE HE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then...he disappeared like OBI-WAN when Darth Vader striked him.OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! LUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE BUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I know people are now sad 'cause how the heck do Star Wars continues now when the God himself is dead.Who will train Rey!? Like what the heck?!?!?! I'm sure at one point Ben will show the things to Rey and I also think Ben will become good in the end but his character alone makes no sense to me.

I'm just sad we didn't see more of the real Luke and his powers.

IS IT WORTH IT?
No question about it.Yes,yes and YES.Movie was absolutely great,you won't be sitting calmly in the chair one second.I was hyped so much when the action scenes came like OMFG so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Later my friend and I agreed that this is the best Star Wars movie yet.It was packed with everything I love.While some things make no sense remember that some things also made no sense in the former movies yet you like them anyways.

My rating is obviously a total 10/10.Am I exaggerating? Dunno I personally think I'm not.

You guys need to watch it.

 

> tfw you spend your money on jushit league premiere instead of this

 

Imagine wasting your money on DC movies

 

Nice joke.

 

not sure what's the joke here but ok

 

Kylo killing Snoke was probably the biggest WTF moment for me. Totally thought he was going to sense what Kylo was doing and stop him. Unfortunately that whole sequence with Finn and Rose on the casino planet fell flat. If they had left that entire part out and focused more on Rey's training and Kylo the movie would've been all the better for it.

Cinematography was top notch. The lightspeed crash is one of the most beautiful shots in the series. Rey + Kylo vs. Snoke's guards was ******* epic. And, i'm a little disappointed that Rey's parents were just junk traders. I get the message they're saying, greatness can come from nowhere, but the build up to that reveal, the answer we waited like 2 years for was so underwhelming. Even makes me think there's still more to her past we don't know about yet and will learn in IX.

 

But are they though? No way.

 

Could be. Remember at the end that random stable boy who used the force to grab the broom?

 

Doubt they were nobodies especially since Ben said it...someone who never seen Rey he was just trying to pull Rey to the dark side.

Yes I instantly thought of the younglings which Ben "apparently" killed

 

If her parent's aren't random nobodies then who do you think they could be? She's not Luke's daughter, not Han and Leia's

 

yeah that's the question,I guess a Kenobi then? No idea.I really doubt she is from a nobody family...the way Ben said it I think it was obvious that it was just a way to make Rey join the dark side.

 

This movie is shit as well lmao. Don't get your hopes up.

 

The review trying to talk this meh movie good, what else?

 

Movie is good lel

 

It's not that good. It's rather average. I actually slept through it, it was that bad....
All talking, hardly any action and when there was it was average....

weak film imo. Most disappointing movie of the year.

And this is coming from a hardcore fan.
To each their own though.