Sheep Game Sheep 14 [Film Sheep]

^ Shamelessly copied from the previous Sheep ^
~ Because I love it ~
~ Deal with it ~

The damn rules and "how to" of Sheep - [Click]​

Welcome to the Film Sheep. This will be open for 48 more hours. Send in your answers to me in a private conversation with the title "Sheep 14 answers" or something else along those lines.

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List of participants:
@Globear
@Schpittfeuer
@Nikamara
@Coffee Cat
@Rohan
@Lio
@Panda 1 Konobi
@Archisman

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Questions:

1. Would you rather have Morgan Freeman or Samuel L Jackson narrate your life?
Warning: Expect heavy usage of “motherfucker” and “motherfucking” in the latter case.

2. Coffee with William Shatner or Tea with Patrick Stewart?

3. @Nova is getting his own film. Choose a theme song for him.

4. Give this film a fitting title:
@Coffee Cat plans on taking over the world with an army of demon cats. Upsurge finds out about the plot and attempts to bring it to an end. But he ends up corrupted by Coffee Cat and her partner Reebi. And thus he somehow ends up as a Commander in her demon cat army.

5. You have the opportunity to write a script that will be made into a film. What genre will it be?

6. You are making a film about a pair of lovers from opposing sides in a war. Will you give them a happy ending and allow them to run off somewhere? Or will you have them die in a blaze and end the movie on a tragic note?

7. Musical numbers in a movie you’re making:
Yup or Nope?

8. Your favourite manga/anime is getting a live action Hollywood adaptation. On a scale of 1 to 5 how negative is your reaction?

9. You’re making a war film. Will you keep the violence at a toned down level? Or will you go full Quentin Tarantino?

10. You’re making a mature themed film. Will there be nudity?

Bonus question:
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

 

Globie in

 

I'm in.

 

I'm in!

 

In o3o

 

Submitted >_<

 

Me me

 

@Lord Maple @BilboSwaggins
@Errant Singularity @Archisman
@Rohan
Want to give it a go?

 

Answers sent.

 

Answers are sent.

 

Aye I'm in.

 

Okay i am entering

 

Results Time

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List of participants:
Globear (globie)
Schpittfeuer (Spitfire)
Nikamara
Coffee Cat (Caffeine Kitten)
Rohan (Hero)
Lio
Panda 1 Konobi (Panda-kun)
Archisman (DK)

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1. Would you rather have Morgan Freeman or Samuel L Jackson narrate your life?
Warning: Expect heavy usage of “motherfucker” and “motherfucking” in the latter case.
Freeman - globie, Spitfire, Nikamara, Caffeine Kitten, Hero, Lio, Panda-kun, DK (8)
Jackson

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Morgan Freeman his voice is so seductive
- globie

Freeman, I need someone calm.
- Spitfire

Morgan Freeman, I would have picked Samuel L Jackson if he used heavy language and was like: "And then that motherfucker stole her phone!"
- Caffeine Kitten
[Upsurge Note: He will though. I explicitly stated so in the question]

2. Coffee with William Shatner or Tea with Patrick Stewart?
Coffee with Shatner - Panda-kun, DK (2)
Tea with Stewart - globie, Spitfire, Nikamara, Caffeine Kitten, Hero, Lio (6)

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Patrick Stewart I wanna lick his head!
Or rub it at the very least
- globie

3. Nova is getting his own film. Choose a theme song for him.
Cheesy NaNa NaNa NaNa Batman Theme Song - globie (1)
Screw this, I'll make his theme *grabs guitar - Spitfire (2)
Doesn’t know and/or care - Nikamara (1)
SexyBack by Justin Timberlake - Caffeine Kitten (1)
Man on a Wire by The Script - Hero (1)
A composition of mine - Lio (2)
Naruto Opening Theme 1 - Panda-kun (1)
Unravel from Tokyo Ghoul - DK (1)

4. Give this film a fitting title:
Coffee Cat plans on taking over the world with an army of demon cats. Upsurge finds out about the plot and attempts to bring it to an end. But he ends up corrupted by Coffee Cat and her partner Reebi. And thus he somehow ends up as a Commander in her demon cat army.
Cats, Armies, and Tea - globie (1)
Kitten Danger - Spitfire (1)
Death by Pussy - Nikamara (1)
Paw of Destruction - The Musical - Caffeine Kitten (1)
The Coffee Cat Apocalypse - Hero (1)
Tales of Coffee Cat - Lio (1)
Coffee Cat’s Army of Daemon Cats - Panda-kun (1)
Demon Kitten - DK (1)

5. You have the opportunity to write a script that will be made into a film. What genre will it be?
Prawno! - globie (1)
[Upsurge Note: Damn it globie!!!]
Fantasy - Spitfire, Panda-kun (2)
Action - Nikamara (1)
Adventure - Caffeine Kitten (1)
Science Fiction - Hero, Lio (2)
Patriotic Film - DK (1)

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you thought I was gonna say porn didn't ya? Perverted Mittens
- Caffeine Kitten
[Upsurge Note: Damn it Caffeine Kitten!!!]

6. You are making a film about a pair of lovers from opposing sides in a war. Will you give them a happy ending and allow them to run off somewhere? Or will you have them die in a blaze and end the movie on a tragic note?
Happy Ending - Spitfire, Nikamara, Caffeine Kitten, Hero, DK (5)
Tragic Ending - globie, Lio, Panda-kun (3)

7. Musical numbers in a movie you’re making:
Yup or Nope?
Yup - globie, Caffeine Kitten, Hero, Lio (4)
Nope - Spitfire, Nikamara, Panda-kun, DK (4)

8. Your favourite manga/anime is getting a live action Hollywood adaptation. On a scale of 1 to 5 how negative is your reaction?
1 - Caffeine Kitten, DK (2)
2
3 - globie (1)
4
5 - Spitfire, Nikamara, Hero, Lio, Panda-kun (5)

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Let's say that my neighbor won't get calm and quiet afternoon when I find out
- Spitfire
[Upsurge Note: Yup. Counting this as a 5]

1 I ain’t even gonna watch that sh**
- Caffeine Kitten

Hollywood ?! NO NO NO NO NO. NEVER. I REFUSE. IT'S JAPANESE OR NOTHING!
- Lio
[Upsurge Note: Also counting this one as a 5]

5 cause Hollywood fucks up everything!
- Panda-kun

9. You’re making a war film. Will you keep the violence at a toned down level? Or will you go full Quentin Tarantino?
Toned Down
Full Quentin Tarantino - globie, Spitfire, Nikamara, Caffeine Kitten, Hero, Lio, Panda-kun, DK (8)

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR
- globie

Ohh there will be so much blood, Tarantino will poke me on the shoulder and say: "You bish be crazy!"
- Caffeine Kitten

VIOLENCE is my ROMANCE
- Panda-kun

10. You’re making a mature themed film. Will there be nudity?
Yup - globie, Spitfire, Nikamara, Caffeine Kitten, Lio, Panda-kun (6)
Nope - Hero, DK (2)

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And dildos
- globie
[Upsurge Note: Damn it globie!!!]

uh, not like I am a perv.. I mean, it's just to make things realistic... I mean... Yes…
- Spitfire

Aww yes! Ask and there shall be fanservice!
- Caffeine Kitten

Will be nudity, what's an adult movie without nudity??
- Panda-kun

Bonus question:
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
A carrot potato - globie (1)
Big and strong - Spitfire (1)
Like Ving Rhames - Nikamara (1)
Something between a shoe that matted with a duck and two chopsticks dug into a hamburger
- Caffeine Kitten (1)
Like a monkey - Hero (1)
Don’t know - Lio, Panda-kun (2)
Looks Good - DK (1)

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Points:
Spitfire = 48
Lio = 47
Nikamara = 46
Caffeine Kitten, Hero = 43
Panda-kun = 42
globie = 40
DK = 35

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Congratulations @Schpittfeuer on winning this sheep game.

@Archisman
Will you host the next sheep or not?

 

@Globear
@Nikamara
@Coffee Cat
@Lio
@Panda 1 Konobi

 

Good job, people

Made
my
Day

also

Prawno! - globie (1)

Plz Globsie, never ever change.. After shitty and hot day I am laughing like idiot